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Friday, 20 March 2009

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How many points will this story get?

After coming under intense pressure and criticism, a writer who scribbles his bullshit on a satirical news website has vowed to stop writing stories about Jade Goody, and to produce, instead, other types of stories which are equally topical, more meaningful, and stimulating, although not necessarily as points-scoringly productive.

Mister Meaner, who writes for TheSpoof.com, has come under increasing pressure from other writers on the site to give up his ludicrously-insensitive offerings that, if Jade herself had read them, would have been extremely upsetting for her.

One person who said Meaner had overstepped the mark was The Mucky Duck, who felt so strongly about the level of insensitivity on The Spoof, that he immediately packed up his laptop in his old kitbag, and left for pastures new.

Others were equally critical. Cathy McFergus is an outspoken critic of the unkind filth that Meaner has spouted, and more are waiting to pounce once the terminally-ill Jade finally expires.

Meaner said tonight:

"This is nearly my last Goody piece. I'm not doing Natasha Richardson either. I've been a fool, and made enemies. No amount of points is worth that. I wonder how many views this story will get."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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