(Hong Kong) An enterprising 22-year old street-walker has renamed herself Jade Goody and is on the way to fame and fortune. Goo Soo Yu worked the mean streets of Hong Kong Harbour for years, charging only $5.00 a pop. The savvy slut is now charging $5000.00 an hour since the fortuitous name change.
"Yeah, yeah, Jade Goody good name. Sounds like name of China whore, don't ya think so, American Joe?? Yah yah, chop chop." she said in broken English. "Me go top of job spot. Yeah, yeh. I go do Obama on TV if they let me, Joe. You like??" she said.
The harebrained hooker has the same sleazy show-business representative as the original Jade Goody. They both hope to make millions of dollars and probably will.
The Chinese Jade Goody already has her own reality show and will be posing for 'Benthouse Magazine' in the near future.
"We want to wait until the original Jade passes away before the nude shot." said the slimy agent. "We don't want to do anything distasteful."
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