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Topics: Terrorism, Israel, Parrot

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Ben, in Parrotstine

A speaking parrot called Ben accompanying George Galloway in the VIVA Palestinia convoy, gave a speech on his experiences in Parrotstine.

He said "It is terrifying - terror is all around - whoever is responsible for the devastation here is obviously a terror organisation. These terrorists must be brought to justice".

It is unusual to hear a parrot making political speeches - they usually talk about football.

In discussion with parrots in Parrotstine, Ben had discovered a cockatoo, who exclaimed "I've had a beak full of terrorists and something just has to be done." He thanked the Viva convoy for their aid, and was especially appreciative of the nuts and sunflower seeds.

The cockatoo, Alec Itt, said that there was such a carry on (carrion) by crows and rooks, who had been given weapons of bird destruction, a form of explosive guano, which set fire to parrots feathers. The source of explosive guano was traced to a house in Washington, that had been white before the guano tests.

However both Ben and Alec were certain that the camel dung used by Iran was far more effective than Israel's bird guano, so they hoped that Iranian parrots would aid Parrotstine against the carrion that surrounded them.

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