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Monday, 9 March 2009

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Pinochet 'was like a Godfather' to Charles

Santiago, Chile - (Fifth Reich Mess): Brushing away a solitary tear Prince Charles knelt at General Pinochet's graveside today before ritually slitting the throat of a local Blackleg cockerel and smearing its blood all over Camilla's barren womb.

"There old girl, that should do it!" the old rascal chuckled as his faghag wife knelt in obeisance before him, submitting to the Rite of Spring ritual first performed by the couple at Princess Diana's funeral.

The Pretender and his accomplice are on the first day of a week long visit to Latin America in what MI6 has described as a classic moneylaundering cover-up trip funded by gullible uk taxpayers.

On Wednesday they travel to Ecuador to see if they can help with Vladimir Putin's continued suborning of witnesses and jury members in the ongoing Chevron land pollution case.

Exxon-Mobil's Rex Tillerson is stark raving bonkers.

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