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Tuesday, 3 March 2009

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Repub-Terrorists suit up for economic and foreign wars

Multiple rival gangs of Taliban, al Quaida and US Republican tribes have united to defeat any chance that the Democrats and their uppity brown president will even have a small measure of success helping improve the lives of common non fanatical people.

On ridges all across the numerous war zones created by the Bush-Cheney Bloods4oil gang, masses of mercenaries are assembling to wipe out every bit of hope for the Obama prince of Peace thwe nations have prayed for.

On Wall Street the same assemblage of guerrilla fighters are screaming their war cry of sell! sell! as they try to sell the nation and the world economy down the drain. War Lord Bobby Jindall said now that the three major terrorist organizations have united, the people of America do not stand a chance. "Remember Katrina!" Jindall shouted, and the Terrorist tribal armies shouted back: "Allah be praised!"

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