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Thursday, 22 January 2009

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In related news, Checker Cab reports a glut of drivers.

In what is being hailed as an unprecedented stroke of world good fortune, Hamas rockets fired into Israeli territory stopped early today. After several hours of excruciating quiet, several spies were sent through well-known infiltration tunnels to determine the problem.

To the surprise of everyone in the world, the result turned out to be that all supporters of the Hamas government have relocated to Queens, New York.

One soldier, on his return, was overheard commenting, "There were some brochures for Broadway, and what appeared to be instruction manuals for operating Checker Cabs lying around, but the insurgents were not to be found.

For those unfamiliar with world events, this marks the first time in history that a military conflict has been resolved by one side becoming transportation specialists halfway around the globe. One expert on Middle Eastern Philosophy was reached later in the day, and commented, "It's something. That's really all anyone can say right now, but it is something."

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