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Topics: Israel, Gaza

Sunday, 28 December 2008

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Since neither Yahweh nor Allah can be perceived, they decided to be represented by this random creature

Hamas has been sending Rockets over Israel throughout Hannukah to celebrate the festival of lights and kill Jews. In an act of ecumenical vengeance Israel has exploded a giant menorah in the heart of the Gaza Strip killing hundreds of people.

Allah and Yahweh have agreed to sit down and finally settle their differences. The conference table will be in the shape of the crescent and the chairs will be arranged in a star formation. Abraham and Ishmael will be the mediators while a gallery of the countless martyrs and innocent victims of both sides will be the witnesses.

In the first round of talks the most notable event was when Allah asked yahweh to stop finishing his sentences and Yahweh later complained that he felt like he was talking to himself.

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