Gmail account holder Anthony D'Costa announced that he was gifting away 1,000 Gmail accounts for free.
To win a free account, all that one has to do is read this report totally, D'Costa announced.
Within seconds of you finishing, an invitation will be sent to your e-mail account automatically, he said.
Gmail has gifted invites to D'Costa as he is an active blogger (weblog) on its www.blogger.com.
D'Costa, who is popularly known as Danto, said that he wanted to impress God and gain direct entry into Heaven with having done 1,000 good deeds before he dies.
D'Costa repeated clarified that there would be no charge on the Gmail account, but each person was entitled to only one account.
Gmail authorities lauded D'Costa's good deed and announced that he would shortly be given another 1,000 accounts to gift away.
D'Costa's colleagues revealed that he receives nearly 1,000 e-mails everyday.
Friday, 11 June 2004
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