Written by Phil Edgar's Bones
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

image for Gerard McGarry Wins Widescreen Television, In A Prize Draw He Never Entered!
His 'prize' TV will be delivered, when he supplies his credit card details!

Dr Gerard McGarry, the owner of the world' smallest balls, has won a 60 inch television in a internet prize draw.

Dr McGarry said " When I saw the email, I almost stopped choking my wife. It said my prize was ready to be shipped by Fedex "TODAY!".

"A sixty-inch screen is massive, so I have had to make room in my spacious apartment. I have done this by re-arranging the furniture and ah yes......throwing out the kids. I have also had to burn a few items, in order to put that whopping TV on the wall... like my medical degree and wedding photos. But it will all be worth it, when my giant screen TV gets delivered by Fedex. Did I tell you it was a plasma screen"

His wife Liza said " The man is an ijit, no-one wins anything in these 'fake' prize draws. They only want you to log onto to their websites, it's a ploy. He was handing over his credit details to them, as well! While my husband may have a fly-dick, he is still a true wanker. I also miss the kids."

We left Dr MCGarry looking out the window waiting for his large Fedex package to arrive.

Make Phil Edgar's Bones's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 plus 3?

4 3 7 8

Go to top ^