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Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Police in Unganda have released a warning to travelers about criminal gangs in the country that use women to lure men into sexual trysts in order to rob them after they are rendered unconscious with chloroform smeared over the women's breasts.

Police say travelling businessmen, who tend to carry quite a bit of cash, should be extra careful while in Uganda.

The victims were robbed of their belongings, including clothes, and found naked in an unconscious state. Most were unable to remember exactly what happened after they became
intimately involved with the women although several stated that they had had some wonderful dreams.

The story broke when one woman came to the police saying she had to get it off her chest.

"I was completely knockered out", stated one man from Chicago. "I feel like the biggest boob in the world."

Meanwhile, local police say they're staying abreast of the situation.

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