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Friday, 3 October 2008

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All Hail Our Glorious New Puppet Leader!

As the bail out unfortunately passes and we head into hyper inflation, the globalists have finally come out of their closets and admitted that they were the offspring of Nazi financiers from the 30's.

Now, they have decided to move their form of corporate socialism away from the nationalistic version that their stooge Hitler used (otherwise known as National Socialism or Nazi for short), to their new form of socialism which will be called Globalist Socialism (or Gozi for short).

Apparently, according to the internal globalist documents that were leaked exclusively to TheSpoof.com, this new form of global dictatorship will not discriminate against anyone, no matter what the colour of your skin or what religion you may follow. No, this new form of tyranny will pick on all of us equally, with lots being drawn as to which eight or nine out of ten human beings on the planet are to be shipped to the death camps in order to save the Earth from human overpopulation and ever increasing emissions of carbon.

However, if you have any form of genetically inherited diseases or bad caricature traits in your DNA or criminals in your family history, you will not get the chance to draw lots. Instead, you will be highlighted for immediate middle of the night pick up and 'disappeared' from your home, leaving your neighbours wondering what has happened to you and where you have went.

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