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Thursday, 25 September 2008

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The portents are ominous

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Hundreds of 9/11 conspirators are terrified that the ancient pre-Islamic goddess Al-Laat will punish them on Lailatul-Qadr - or Night of Power/Predestination - the traditional end-of-Ramadan feastday this Friday night.

Al-Laat was the Arabian manifestation of Isis, Mother of Creation, who in turn was hijacked by the Mediterranean Cult of the Snake worshippers to become Mary, mother of Jesus.

She is still feared by pesky fundamentalist Wahabbis many of whom are baksheesh-grabbing BAE swindlers who colluded with Saudi Arabia's Prince Bandar to milk the UK taxpayer of $2.5 billion in sleazy backhanders from the $80 billion Al Yammamah deal.

As a thoroughly superstitious lot they have watched avidly all year long for supernatural signs and portents before coming to the conclusion that something's afoot in the Met Police's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency.

A source close to Bandar's former Downing Street fixer Lord Levy said today that these traditionalists believe that Lailatul-Qadr 'is when their fate in the following year is decided', prompting feverish bouts of communicating with their deity.

Ramadan ends on 30 September.

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