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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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Republicant Pair, Bush and McClone say that Americans should be willing to die for Georgia Peaches

Russian Presidential figurine Medvedev told the world that the US supported Georgia in a 9-11 type terrorist attack on South Ossetia. Russian tsarommissar Putin told Medvedev to eat plenty of vegetables, brush his teeth after every meal and kneel down before bed, pray to the icons and give him oral pleasure. His latest orders involved Medvedev's comments on the day after US national mourning for the anniversary of the attack on NYC and Washington, DC.

US support for Georgia's trigger happy leader and McCain and Palin's willingness to offer more young Americans as cannon fodder for the hair trigger of Georgia does somehow resemble the fact that US ally Saudi Arabia turned out to be the country of origin for almost all of the 9-11 mass murderers. Throngs of US parents took to the streets to say that they did not raise their children to die for South Ossetia or Exxon in our dreams.

President Bush and Senator McClone told America that Republicants will support any US state , even an illiterate southern one if they must go to war!

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