Written by Pointer
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Iraq, Spy

Sunday, 7 September 2008

image for Iraqi Government Shocked that US Invaders Would Spy Too!
US colonizers told Iraqi's that these were soon to be activated gumball machines

Bob Woodward of Deep Throat fame (not the porn, the Watergate) has revealed in his latest tell all that the US spooks have been spying on the newly Iraqi colonial government. Iraqi colonial governor Al Seloutto Boosh announced that all of invaded Iraq was shocked and awed that their imperialist American conquerors would sink so low as to eavesdrop on them.

"No one was surprised that the US would bomb us back to the Stone Age. They are famous for that back to their grateful response to Native American hospitality. The whole world watched the mushroom clouds over Japan and the napalmed Vietnamese jungles and children. But being sneaky that's...why that's unAmerican...almost as unAmerican as torture!"

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 3?

2 25 13 8

Go to top