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Friday, 29 August 2008

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Palin received the call from McCain in her igloo!

!Hot D.C.!---Exclusive! It's the strangest Presidential race ever, but here it is. John McCain, on the heels of Barack Obama's Greek Spectacle last night, just short of togas, grapes, wine, exotic foods, and mini-orgies in the back room at the Invesco Center, has proven he's not an alta cocka [old codgety Jewish guy].

Obama, highly criticized by a group of about 18 million women not having Hillary Clinton as his running mate, may now be running very scared, like a Kenyan in the jungle pursued by a cheetah. This fastest animal on Earth, in the form of Republican Sarah Palin, almost 2-year Governor of Alaska, comes into the spotlight, as the first female to run on a Pres-VP ticket in the history of the GOP.

Now, we know that John McCain can truly be inventive and creative in sparring with Barack Obama. Several aspects to note:

  • Even though it's a woman VP candidate, he has, in effect, not gone outside of the box. He actually stayed within the box!!!
  • Depite the fact that the Hillary camp has claimed lots of cracks in the ceiling, a crack has, in effect, slipped through a crack in the ceiling!
  • And finally, the 18 million cracks in this transparent and shattered ceiling, have, apparently and miraculously, self heeled!!!


Comedians are cracking up already over this event, as they now have lots of 'cold case' joke material to work on again, for jokes that will crack up their audiences.

Eskimos have been celebrating as in a riot in a college town by smashing sleds and igloos. Now, the Alaskan Indians claim they have a real reason to drink and file more oilfield gas rights lawsuits.

Americans everywhere now believe gas prices will drop by, at least, $1/gal by election time.

Palin is not the 'dark horse' person term traditionally used for a candidate, Pres or VP, chosen out of the blue, but rather a 'dark walrus.'

TV political pundits, caught off guard, are brushing up on Palin's history, so that they can all talk tonight and say the same thing. TV news Editors are rushing to put spin on all this so that the Networks, CNN, Fox, BBC et al can each say something unique. The best so far is that Palin makes her 5 children wash their hands before and after dinner.

Closet doors are opening up in the hopes that something bad in Palin's background will pop up, as people love to hear about and see any dirt! The only thing, so far, is that she failed to say 'Hello' one morning last week in Anchorage to the well-known and highly-respected Mighty Joe Shamivo. Joe is an elderly Eskimo, away from Nome, where he makes his home, when it's cold enough for building igloos.

c 2008 !Hot D.C.!

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