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Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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Listening to their master chef's voice

As the Olympiad comes to China, the Chinese government has commanded Beijing's restaurants to tell their dog meat dishes to stay...stay home! Chinese gourmets are protesting the removal of one of their best friends from the Bow-Wow Beijing menu.

E-Meril Le Gas, Cantonese genius chef of Labrador Lo Mein, Beijing's golden gourmet eatery told thespoof.aspca that he felt muzzled by the government's unreasonable ban on his signature dish: Golden Brown Retriever Roast. Baba Li-Fly threw a veritable temper tantrum when he learned that his Chinese bistro, Doggie Dawg, could not offer Peking Dog with Hoisin sauce, scallions and Ken-L-ration pancakes.

Wulf-Gan Puk ordered his classic Beijing four star, Peking-Ease to close the kitchen: "I have accepted the loss of freedom of speech, assembly and religion. But to lose my inalienable right to serve Poodle Parfait is just more than I can BEAR!

The Chinese government said that they had no objection to the serving of bear meat.

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