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Thursday, 24 July 2008

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Who would you like killed for Christmas, little girl?

After 13 years of an intensive manhunt, Slgrade's favorite Santa in July! Serbian official found Genocidal Mass Murderer Radovan Karadzic as Belgrade's favorite Santa in July. Apparently the brutal dictator has been mascaraing as Father Christmas in and out of season for the last thirteen years. Children throughout the Serb Republic flocked to the lap of the genocidal maniac as he cuddled and questioned tots of all ages about their holiday wishes.

A Serbian detective, Sherlokova Holmesky became suspicious when his own little daughter returned fro a Christmas in July festival. Dear little Sonushka told her daddy dick that the Father Christmas asked her if she wanted to add anyone to his hit list. When the child asked Santa what he meant the former dictator began to detail the kind of brutal murders he performed with great regularity.

This was all the Serbian dick needed to hear. In a matter of minutes the tyrant was arrested from Belgrade's downtown Macykovna despite the hysterical mob of kiddies screaming:" Don't bust Santa!"

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