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Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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Thank you so much!

Thousands of people have attended a big rally in the centre of Baghdad to say "thank you" to the soldiers of America and Britain for all their help that has returned Iraq to normal.

Since 2003 the soldiers of America and Britain and other countries as well have controlled Iraq and provided everything including safety for the Iraqi people. Everyone is very grateful - if they are the lucky ones who are still alive.

90,000 people have been killed. 1 million have been injured. More than a million homes have been destroyed and businesses do not open anymore. Children don't go to school and food water and medicine are difficult to get hold of. People are fighting with each other every day. Suicide bombers blow themselves up and innocent victims every day.

Apart from these few problems everything is back to normal.

Saddam is dead and now the US has easy access to the oil.

It's a success!

While the rally was going on a suicide bomber exploded himself in a busy marketplace near it but only 65 people were killed. Not to worry!

Thank you America and Britain for all your help! Thank You!

Shokran!

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