Written by Fergus McCarthy
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Topics: Breasts, Birds

Thursday, 8 May 2008

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Tit watcher.

'It is one of the greatest spectacles on earth and I for one will never forget the sight of all those magnificent tits straining against the very fabric of life itself in the pursuit of immortality'

The words of Alfred Nobel, progenitor of the Nobel prizes, tit lover and remorseful inventor of dynamite still ring true today as all over Northern Sweden the worlds biggest annual tit gathering takes place once again.

Ulrikakaa Brist'idstrok, President of the 'Swedish Tit ' Ass. speaks gleefully about her passion as we watched the annual 'Humping of the hens' from a camouflaged hideout at a secret location known only to tits and tit lovers.

"I just love tits" Brist'idstrok is a true blue tit lover and has campaigned actively for better support for Sweden's best known bird, 'The great white tit'.

Ulrikakaa has just returned from the Worldwide Tit convention in Brest and was delighted at the attention Swedish tits had attracted over the 3 days.

"People just love our tits, I never thought they were anything different to say German or Spanish tits but we have the trophy, 'Worlds best Tits-Sweden 2008 is engraved on the lid for all to see"

'Always have done, I just cant get enough of them, all shapes and sizes of tits, big, small it doesn't really matter I just love em, you just cant beat the sight of a lovely big pair of tits snuggled up together.
They are truly one of natures most beautiful gifts"

She paused to wipe the condensation from her binoculars before adding.......

"A friend of mine is an Cock lover but for me it's tits all the way."

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