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Friday, 25 April 2008

It was reported on a top secret website just yesterday that Emma Watson's favourite hobby other than acting is pole dancing. As Juless a spoof writer spotted her leaving a club on pole dancing night in a very revealing outfit.

When the Chronicle interviewed miss Watson today she had this to say to people:

"Me pole dance who would believe it, first you are all saying I am a lesbian, then engaged to that daniel and now this. Will the press ever leave me alone I wonder! Sometimes I think its not even worth my dream to act! I was not at that club I wouldn't ever do that."

With that, a very moody Emma stormed off and in such a rage a heel on her baby pink shoes broke off! As the press were busy snapping away she made a very charming v sign and stormed into a posh restaurant where unfortunately the press weren't aloud.

Emma's agent had this to say: "Leave Emma alone is this not possible! You press have suddenly become to involved in her life!"

Well, that's what happens if you choose to become famous!

Emma is apparently upset about the new Harry potter movie, and about how little time she has to settle down and find love.

In a separate statement she briefly said: "Harry Potter is time consuming! I just want a life love and friends and to be like a normal person."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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