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Sunday, 20 April 2008

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"Would you like your epidural anaesthesia now?"

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.

The woman, Seema Woowoo, was on her way to a government-run Ali Baba Hospital in north Mumbai, but was denied admission by the strikingly handsome coffee-sipping doctors.

The frantic couple then rushed to a private nursing home nearby, but on the way Woowoo went into labour and delivered a baby girl in the taxi itself, without any fecking medical help, coffee-drinking or otherwise.

The mother and baby are doing fine in Jagoff Nursing Home in Mumbai.

The striking, handsome doctors have apologized for the incident.

Tragic Rabbit, Rutters, Mumbai

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