Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.
In a statement today her press agent said: "Britney realises that her vagina has been at the root of all her problems and is taking court action to disassociate herself with the offending organ."
Her Vagina is in talks with Californian lawyers that are experts in representing difficult, famous, C***ts.
Legal experts have suggested that as long as the time of the month is okay then a 2 week hearing should be in order. Britney's vagina has rebuked this provision stating that it is happy to appear whenever it is required ...but we knew that, RIGHT?