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Monday, 10 March 2008

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A goat has been found guilty of lewd behaviour after being caught having sexual intercourse in a shed with a man in Khartoum, Sudan.

Mr Tom Tombe of Khartoum had been 'groomed' in an internet chatroom for more than six months by the goat known as Carina, before actually meeting him. With promises of marriage and passionate sex, the 22 year-old bachelor fell for her charms and decided to meet up with the temptress.

Mr Tombe, with tears in his eyes told me,

"I have been talking with this girl in a chatroom for a long time and I fell head over heels in love with her. However, I did have to be really careful when she told me she was a kid because I did not want to be caught having underage sex because I know many friends who have been caught in Honey-traps."

"However when I did meet her, she was even more beautiful than she described herself and I could not resist her. I began to make love to her but she was making such a noise - she must have been a virgin because she was so tight was interrupted by a man who claimed to be the girl's real husband. I was really disappointed because it turns out 'my Carina' is a prostitute."

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he got the idea from a TV programme called "Pimp my Ride". He has a herd of over 70 goats and is never short of a nanny. He was fined 28,000 Sudanese dinars ($87).

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