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Monday, 3 March 2008

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ALAMO, TEXAS: Miguelito Gutierrez, owner of Taco Delicioso told reporters outside his taco-shack that the image of Barack Obama appeared on a tortilla when he pulled his stack out of the oven.

Miguelito told reporters gathered outside his eatery that people have been flocking from far and wide to see the Obama-taco.

25-year old Estrelita Lupe, an Obama supporter, clutched her rosary, lips trembling in prayer: "This is a true sign from God that Obama is the Chosen One".

Elsewhere in Texas, devout Christians claim angels have appeared telling them that Obama is God's son on earth, come to save American-kind from all Evil empires across the globe".

88-year old Father Navarro claims "God appeared to me in a dream and said Obama was born of a Virgin Latina and cast afloat in a basket made of bulrushes where his white mother found him, raising him as her own son"

Other Obama-ites have claimed that lately when the Senator speaks there is a golden glow - like a halo- behind his head.

Asked for his opinion, Bart Simpson shoved an over sized burrito into his mouth and mumbled: Aye Caramba!

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