Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has endorsed Barack Hussein Obama. Speaking from the confines of his cave somewhere on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border bin laden said:
"Our mission has been the establishment of the Islamic Caliphate from sea to shining sea. As you know Al- Qaeda is a movement. Now Allah has blessed us by offering up Obama Hussein - a true Islamic son. His Obamania is also a big movement.
Once he is enthroned in Washington our foot soldiers can complete the takeover and conversion of Amreeka into a truly pious and self-righteous Islamic nation.
And by the way he looks much more handsome in a turban than Hillary ever could, even in a full burqa".
Senator 0bama's campaign manager said: "We are absolutely thrilled with Mr. ben Laden's endorsement. This is the absolute clincher. Super delegates will sit up and take notice now".
An elated Barack Obama was heard humming the Queen anthem: We Are The Champions My Friend.
Hillary Clinton immediately withdrew from the Presidential race saying: Mr. bin Laden's endorsement is the final straw that has broken our camel's back...and this is not a racial comment".
Campaigning on the road an angry, red-faced Bill Clinton looked straight into the camera, wagged his finger and scolded: "Shame on you Osama bin Laden, shame on you. I let you live and this is how you repay me?"