Al -Quaeda Admits mistake:"It was the Irish we were after"
In a video released to news organisations, global terror group Al Quaeda has apologised to
Western democracies, Christians and Jews for all recent bombings, murders and terror attacks.
Said a masked spokesman. "It was the Irish we were after. There was a typing error somewhere. Sorry about all the fuss."
Friday, 23 April 2004
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