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Wednesday, 23 January 2008

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Let's Party!

The middle eastern television network Al Jazeera have today released a bizarre video of Osama Bin Laden performing the eighties hit 'Agadoo' by Black Lace. What was widely expected to be a threatening message to the West the video was however, nothing but.

In the video Bin Laden is seen shouting, in English, 'Let's Party' then switching on a CD player which blasted out the sounds of the famous party hit. Whilst dancing and singing and clapping his hands along to the song, Bin Laden's fellow soldiers joined him in what can only be described as a cheesy, cringing and downright embarrassing act.

Analysts of the video have concluded that it is indeed the man, but added that 'he would make Steven Hawking look like Patrick Swayze.' Another added that he had turned the greatest party song into a 'joke'.

Many see the video as a desperate attempt by 'Beardy Boy' to improve his image, however many believe this latest recording seems to have damaged his reputation beyond repair.

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