Bagdad, Iraq - The handpicked Iraq government reported a zero population growth since the war started just over a year ago. That's to not to say no children are being born but rumor has it that some soldiers may not make the best baby daddies. As one unidentified source put it, "These boys are young and things like this happen when both guns are fully loaded".
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