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Thursday, 3 January 2008

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When Britney's younger sister Jamie-Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy before Christmas the rumour mill went crazy. Each day brings more startling news about 16 year old Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy.

Now more details have come out linking big sis Brit's ex, K-Fed, to Jamie-Lynn and hinting at his role in paternity.

Friends of K-Fed say that ever since the trial of pedophile Warren Jeffs hit the news, K-Fed has shown great interest in the polygamous lifestyle of the Utah Mormon sect.

"K-Fed believes he was put on earth to go forth, seed and multiply. He is always looking for willing, prolific breeders. His motto is 'catch 'em young'.

"K-Fed hopes to have his own tribe someday of which he will be the undisputed Father-Leader".

Despite his break-up with Brit, K-Fed has remained close to the Spears clan.

"Kevin has long thought of Jamie Lynn as his own little sister-wife," an insider told TheSpoof.com.

There is no word from the Spears camp. Family friends insist that B-J mom Lynn is a 'sensational mother' and will do anything to keep the family together.

Meanwhile, friends of Jamie-Lynn's boy friend Casey Aldridge insist that "Casey and Jamie Lynn are like still together. And of course he's like the real father right?"

According to more sources Jamie-Lynn will also have the support of K-Fed's ex-ex Shar Jackson who will also be joining K-Fed's polygamous cult as Chief-Sister-Wife.

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