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Saturday, 22 December 2007

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People's princess - people's arse!

LONDON December 23 (ROYAL GRAPEVINE): Having got what she always wanted - to be the wife of Prince Charles - Camilla Parker-Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall, is now beginning to realize just how imprisoned the late Princess Diana felt.

Camilla (nicknamed "the Rottweiler" by Diana) has become infuriated with the shabby treatment 'being meted' out to her by some of the younger royals.

She has complained of not being shown enough respect at Royal get-togethers. An anonymous Palace source said, "Charles has always been a selfish, self-centred, quirky individual and he is continuing with his life in much the way he did as a young man".

The source added that unlike other 'hardworking' Royals, Camilla has a reputation for being 'the laziest royal' and is fed up with 'all the sacrifices' she is expected to make.

She feels if this is the way they plan to treat her she has no intention of sharing in their holiday festivities.

Wire-tapping of Camilla's phone has her complaining to friends about how 'fed up' she has become with this whole royal business. She has even been heard to sympathize with her rival Diana saying it was no surprise they 'drove that poor thing around the bend'.

Diana's friends have said - in something quite apropos this time of year - "What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. Camilla is getting her just desserts. This is Diana's ultimate revenge"

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