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Saturday, 22 December 2007

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Just-pregnant Jami Lynn Spears hopes to follow in the footsteps of big sis Britney and actresses like Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera by posing naked during her pregnancy.

It has barely been a week since news broke of the second copycat Spears sister's pregnancy and already major magazines have been calling up, asking her to pose naked. For her part Jami Lynn has expressed great excitement in showing the world her 'developing tummy'.

Mom Lynn, whose book on "parenting" had to be pulled following her total failure as a mother said:

"Jami's been getting so many phone calls from magazines who want her to pose naked that her Dad and I have started a website sluttypregnantdaughters.com. It'll be a sort of nude journal highlighting her pregnancy. The magazine publishers are going to pay her oodles of money for these pictures. Her first picture will be a tribute to Britney where she will pose naked with her head shaved.

"We think it's important for her to share her pregnancy with the whole world and all her fans. Our daughters are such sluts but they're our sluts. And look at the money they're raking in! We firmly believe that all parents should peddle their daughters just like we did. It keeps the family together."

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