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Monday, 17 December 2007

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GORE: BOY IT'S HOT IN MONTREAL RIGHT NOW

Failed presidential candidate Al Gore is flying into Canada tonight to protest to God that the recent cold weather there has made his global warming predictions look ridiculous.

The sad Democrat won the Nobel Peace Prize this year in the 'There Isn't Anyone Else' category, despite the fact his global warning theory contains nine demonstrable lies.

Gore's timetable of disastrous climate changes by 2010 is looking more farcical by the day after God unleashed a traditional winter snowfall of unusual severity across northern America.

The Holy Spirit has also scuppered Gore by producing more ice in Antarctica this year than last, causing the snows of Kilimanjaro to grow further and giving a skiers a bumper season in the Alps.

Experts predict the so called 'Saint of Climate Change' will not be allowed a direct audience with God, as much as he thinks he might deserve one.

He will have to make do to speaking to a priest or going to a church to pray for awfully hot weather to come soon before he looks like a very silly boy indeed.

Gore said: 'I am naturally frustrated. We were able to explain other cold weather by El Nino but even that nonsense won't wash this time.

'Frankly it looks as though we are in for a very cold winter and that ain't good for the global warning bullshit industry or the taxation authorities.

'If this goes on I'll be like the guys who predicted the Millennium Bug and the hole in the ozone layer - out of a job.'

The Pope, who says he is one of God's representative on earth said: 'I think God was getting a little fed up with all these people pretending humans cause the climate when he has been perfecting awesome weather systems since the beginning of time.

'When you see a tropical storm God would like you to see the majesty of his creation, rather than blaming it on too many fairy lights at Christmas.'

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