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Tuesday, 30 October 2007

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Budding "actress" Jenny Bigtits stopped traffic in Covent gardens today by stripping off to promote her debut movie as a hot new U.K pornstar.

Sadly things didn't quite go to plan as she slipped her bra off Jenny's huge sausage like assets acted as "sleeping policeman" and rolled into the road causing traffic chaos as cars swerved to avoid her massive mammaries.

One motorist described swerving around what he thought were "two rolls of crumpled carpet lying in the road."

Another remarked," I thought a milk float had crashed at first, there was just a tidal wave of gold top with this catamaran sailing on it. I was told later that this was a bra."

Police were called to calm the angry crowds and managed to divert Jenny's medusa-like reptilian stare with mirrors, avoiding an all out 28 days later scene.

They also managed to prevent Jenny from removing her Cirque de Celebrite size panties by hooking them to nearby cranes, before the RSPCA was called to remove Jenny by helicopter with a special hoist used for releasing cows from mud.

Jenny was last seen wobbling away over the rooftops shouting, "a chopper, a great big chopper.. at last!"

Eye-witness carina-eta said with a smile, "I think Jenny will be earning me a few points very shortly, watch it and weep, sister."

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