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Topics: Iraq, Turkey

Monday, 22 October 2007

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Near to the Iraq border.

Instantbull, Turkey (IP) - The Turkish Parliament Lite has voted to attack Iraqi turds but will proceed with caution.

A new commercial being run on Turkish television asks, "What can brown do for you?" and this is answered with, "Absolutely nothing!"

The Turkish people are tired of dealing with turds that enter the country from the rear instead of vice versa.

One female television reporter was not very objective when she told a world audience how much the Turkish people hate the turds and they have the right to attack them at any time.

Washington is worried that a Turkish attack against the turds could really foul up the Iraqi quagmire. The State Department warns that any attempt to rid Iraq and Turkey of turds could complicate the Iraqi war. The State Department considers and has classified the turds in the area as terrorists forces. CongoLiza Rice-Pudding has gone on the record as believing that man kind has always had an innate fear of turds and with good reason.

Turkish scientists have developed a large mobile toilet weapon designed to go after turds and flush them into awaiting squads of sewer tanker trucks recently converted in ferocious fighting machines.

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