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Thursday, 11 October 2007

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AGHHHHHHH!!

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.

His un-Australian comments about Sudanese Migrants have clearly led to more cases of racial abuse and violence as gangs of "Little Kevin Andrews'" try to teach people the Australian way by beating them.

When asked if he would apologize for his inflammatory comments Mr Andrews answered; "Who said that? Was it you? Yep, I knew it... a darky. Does any white person want to ask a question?"

It would appear that, in a long held tradition, Australia has once again managed to appoint an immigration minister who is against immigration.

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