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Sunday, 30 September 2007

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The top suspect pictured last week at a bratwurst bierkeller in Munich

London - (Suspicious Mess): A key terrorism suspect is on the run in Europe according to security officials who have roped in New Scotland Yard to help with the probe.

British counter-terrorism detectives are being supported by officers from the Serious & Disorganised Crime Unit. Their statutory arrest powers have been bolstered with additional NATO orders to root out a fascist cell masquerading as bona fide EU politicians.

Nearly a dozen gang members are suspected of reporting to a middle-aged, bandy-legged tubby female much given to posing for German TV soundbite ops in the name of the Fatherland.

Codenamed The Blonde One, the woman was initially head of a Bush Administration splinter group targeting dissidents of the US's 2003 Iraq invasion plan.

At the time of the onset of war both British and German authorities denied that there were any links between the cell and Britain.

"But quite frankly now we just don't know," a source commented today.

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