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Wednesday, 19 September 2007

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Snake: Hired By USA?

Pentagon (VirginLand)- Following the "Light Shed On Nuclear Capabilties" news story a few days ago, a US defence department spokesman has commented on Japan's threat to build a nuclear arsenal of robots at the STUPIDCUNTS'07 summit.

Speaking a press conference, the spokesman claimed that they were not worried at all by Japan's boasts, as they had a weapon which could destroy them.

When queried about what sort of weapon it was, the spokesman replied "From thorough analysis of video game data we have sufficient intelligence to believe that Solid Snake could raze these bitches".

Solid Snake was unable for interview, as he was apparently busy trying finally to kill Revolver Ocelot, and "Liquid fucking Snake".

What is certain however, is that this story would make an extremely good video game.

Apparently, it's already been done.

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