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Thursday, 13 September 2007

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Some people are just not interested

As in almost all these stories, tales of wild, gay sex, possible murder, drug abuse, multiple overdoses, inevitably rumors of a sex tape comes into play. Is there a tape? Who has it? When will it surface? Is it in focus? How is the lighting?

It has now been confirmed that a story released in The Spoof nearly 7 months ago has been corroborated by Rita Crosby's new tell all book titled, Blonde Ambition.

To quote The Spoof article:

Puffy, one patron claims to have overheard Howard and Larry laughing and giggling like schoolgirls over what they were going to do with all the money they were going to pilfer from the vast Anna Nicole Smith estate.

To quote Blonde Ambition:

Anna Nicole and the two men were extremely medicated, all their inhibitions were melted away in a fuzzy haze. Anna took out her video camera and started directing Larry and Howard to undress and perform oral copulation on each other. The men followed the instructions like ravenous hyenas'. The idea of having sweaty, man to man sex in front of the gay icon herself was overwhelming, they complied, Anna Nicole seduced the men, they were clay to be molded by Mistress Smith's pudgy little fingersÂ….

Allegations are floating around from reliable sources that Anna Nicole did in fact videotape Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern and it became a regular viewing tape for Anna Nicole.

An Anna Nicole Smith nanny, who wishes to remain anonymous, has come forward to claim she has a copy of the tape and is interested in negotiating with video distribution companies. The nanny said: "ges, I see Miss Anna watching tape many time, It was the one she like, gess, the best, she want me to watch too, but I no like. We make copy so the staff can laugh, that all."

So, apparently there may be a bidding war over this one. Only time will tell.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
09.12.07

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