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Topics: Cats, Australia

Sunday, 2 September 2007

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"Spatchcock me if you dare you bastards!"

Sydney, Australia - (AssMess): Australian brothel madams are up in arms at being blamed for a spate of barbecued feral cat feasting after OzMan-Hustler magazine published attitudinal survey results claiming that eating roasted wild pussy was the country's number one favorite pastime.

The survey followed months of national moaning that Australia is overrun with hookers as well as feral felines and that both were descendants of wayward ancestors that blighted the country.

Then a culinary competition in Alice Springs this week turned out to be a hotly contested affair and deciding the winners "was the inevitable toss-up between wild cat casserole and chat-au-gratin-diabole" according to the event's organisers.

"The excitement's all in the foreplay, of course!" winning chef Darrin Marsupial said when interviewed about his secret recipie success.

"I always first toss my ingredients in a bucket of brandy which makes a great marinade if you then add some Thai lemon grass.

"Of course indigenous grass - like outback cannabis sativa - works just as well but can be something of an acquired taste," Marsupial added.

"Eating wild pussy is an enjoyable business," the Alice Springs Observer editorial commented this week, "though many can't agree if these delectable dishes taste like bunny, native koala, spatchcocked kangaroo or - perhaps inevitably - like spring chicken.

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