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Saturday, 1 September 2007

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Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.

The celeb copycat normally plys her trade at Bar Mitzvahs and in backstreet drug stores, but broadened her reach with a sensational show for a private group of 40 people in which she
performed monologues from Mean Girls and Herbie:Fully Loaded.

"The smell of old people is kinda sexy, dont'cha think?, " purred Lindsey as she climbed down from the open casket and gathered up her bra.

"What the f*k was that?", said confused organist Lola Belucci, "I don't think she was even booked to appear".

Lindsey, who classes her interests as sheep shearing, studying cranial lobotomy and sniffing flowers,wants to eventually follow her idol Lindsey Lohan into the movie industry. "Lindsey is an inspiration to all large breasted, ginger airheads out there", said Lindsey, " at the moment I'll keep performing in different places to pay the bills and keep focusing on my dreams".

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