Burka, Pakistan - Sheryl Crow shocked fans and the music world today when she announce she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the 20th wife of Osama Bin Laden.
Crow was said to be taken by his charm, charisma and sparten life style sans toilet paper in the mountains of Pakistan. Crow spoke to the Spoof.com via satellite phone, "Hello, is this the Armstrong residence?! You see what you drove me too you bastard! I hope you're happy now!...Oh is this the interview? I'm so sorry, I'm still adjusting to the thin air up here, I thought I heard Lance in the background." (machine gun fire, music and shouting) "The guys are pretty happy today, that's what you're hearing, they're celebrating, I told them George Bush is surrendering. That and Osama and I are going on our honeymoon tonight."
We then asked Mrs Laden-Crow what a honeymoon there would entail. "Well really it is pretty romantic. I get to carry a 200lb pack up a mountain, in my burka, to a small cave, where I will cook a goat and set up a bed for Osama and I. Then after I kill him for being a sadistic, sick, male chauvinistic bastard, I'll return to New York to continue my career."
Mrs. Laden-Crow then went on to explain how she really loved goat meat and the non-toilet paper life style, but being the 20th wife was the pits, because the other wives hate her guts.