London - Windsor Castle is in an uproar over scientist's new computer model that shows rising oceans and changing climate, will turn Great Britain into a tropical island. Only in this case it will be more like an "islet", most likely to be renamed Ben Nevis Isle, since that is Great Britain's highest peak.
Royal scientists are presently studying Windsor Castle to determine it's weight and whether or not the stone fortress can be made to float. "We must save the Queen's vagina," said one Royal worker, "Lord knows we might all be stuck in dinghies, but God save the Queen!"
Paul McCartney, inspired by the report, has written a new song entitled, "Where will all the bloody people go?" Sir McCartney was quoted as saying,"I've heard the Queen plans to move Windsor Castle there, I can't see her inviting 60 million people in for a cup of tea, let alone a place to stay!"
Another rumour has Paul McCartney purchasing Ben Nevis, but he will probably wait until his divorce is final, so he so he won't have to share the island with Heather Mills, his strange..er...estranged wife.
Scientists say the computer model could be wrong, as other's have shown Britain becoming a raging inferno, with a man named Lucifer in charge. Some say he looks a lot like Mick Jagger.
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