GUANTANAMO BAY
In a surprise move residents of the Guantanomo Bay resort this week decided that it was about time to get down and shake it .
Iza Bin Kapchuered one of the first residents in the bay resort has decided that enough is enough "We decided that just sitting around shooting the breeze down here was not enough,and we are going to the olympics.Our guys are looking at going for the three biggies,High jump,the Marathon swim and run"
Shown here practicing his high jump skills is Iva Bin Eartolong
Good luck boys !
Monday, 8 March 2004
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