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Friday, 17 August 2007

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I'm God. Don't fuck with me, biatch. I'll whoop yo' ass.

LONDON (Defecated News) - A Dutch priest, Martinus Petrus Maria Muskens, Catholic bishop and bloke with a stupid name yesterday caused the Lord, God to get well pissed off.

After comments that he should be called Allah by the bishop, God got well pissed off and is apparently planning his revenge.

In an interview with some journalist person, the bishop suggested that Christians should adopt the name Allah for their God in order to improve relations and understanding of Islam.

Reactions to these comments have been lukewarm, with many people thinking he's just a shirt-lifting yellow-bellied pussified little shit-bag of a kiddie-fiddler, allegedly.

God was unavailable for comment.

"What next?", asked Mr Person-In-the-street. "Next, he'll be asking for us all to call churches mosques, priests imams. Where does it all end? Who gives a flying fuck what Islam would like? Last time I checked this was NOT a Muslim country. Stupid batty boy."

It's not thought the bishops comments will be accepted after a 92% NO vote to his ideas. But many have been concerned at the direction he was suggesting. What a complete arse-bandit..... Allegedly.

The Lord is expected to make a statement next Tuesday, after Eastenders finishes.

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