SAUDI ARABIA (Defecated News) - A British man was executed last night after a failed last minute bid by diplomats and ministers to have him set free. Tony Hart (18) of Birmingham was arrested last week after Saudi police responded to locals who complained about suggestive sand sculptures he had made on a beach.
"We receive many of the complaints from the local womans who say a white man was making big breast ladies on beach with sand. This is no good, not allowed in this country. We are simple people with no liking of this sand boobs", said Hasim Al-Jabouri, policeman who made the arrest.
Hart had been joking with fellow college students who he was travelling with about what he could do with sand. One had dared him to make a 'fit sand chick' and he obliged.
Execution took place yesterday via public beheading to a sell out arena. Tickets cost £3, and snack and refreshments were available. It was available on pay-per-view on Al-Jazeera TV.