Questions, questions, questions. Ever since George Bush took office there were mountains of unanswered questions about, to begin with how could he have beaten Al Gore when he was clearly defeated by his Democratic opponent?
Almost every time the President opened his mouth another flurry of transparent lies flew out haphazardly In any and all directions. No political analysts could begin to put a finger on it or make heads or tails of it.
Then there was the little matter of WMD in Iraq forging on without permission do get the evil doers, where ever they may be.
Well now it all comes to light Bush's doctors have diagnosed him with liars disease that explains it all in a nut shell, all these moves couldn't be misjudgement.
Update: Disregard all the copy above it appears the President has been diagnosed with Lyme disease, transferred from ticks.
Sorry, guess I got a little off track, My apologies
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert