Sidney, Australia (IP) - A giant squid washing up on an Australian beach was found to have had dandruff. Marine biologist Dr. Spongebloke Trianglepants was asked how could scientists possibly know such a thing and he said, "Just look at his Head and Shoulders lying there on the beach next to him. What further evidence do you need?"
Oddly enough it has also been found that a lot of terrorists who blow themselves up also have dandruff problems because more than half of the time their Head and Shoulders are also found near the site where they explode.
The Bush administration will now order Homeland Security to stop, detain, and torture any person found with Head and Shoulders as this is prima facie evidence which calls for drastic action. Attorney General Ginzalaez was asked about this issue and he could only scratch his head in response and appeared like a deer frozen in the head lights of a car. By the same token many deer killed in highway accidents also may have dandruff problems because their Head and Shoulders are often found near the accident scene.
Ginzalez has issued an order to the Department of the Interior to instruct all of their Game Wardens to check deer within their jurisdictions and proceed accordingly.