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Tuesday, 10 February 2004

Beijing, CHINA - The now infamous play "The Penis Dialogues" has been banned in Beijing due to concerns about males talking to their private parts, an official has stated.

"I don't talk to my penis. It is NOT the way we do things here in China", stated Nhot Tu Hung, the Chinese Minister for Cultural Affairs and Official Maleness.

The play, an off-Broadway musical with a tremendous beat and lots of fascinating dialogue, was an unprecedented hit last year in New York City where thousands and thousands of fans came to get in touch with their inner penis.

"I think this speaks volumes about how China is still repressing its people", say New York theatre critic Bruce McPride. "I mean, what do they think? That Chinese men don't speak to their willies just like anyone else? I mean, come on!!!"

"There are going to be a lot of long faces in China", says an un-named student and political rebel, "We need to feel free to express ourselves here."

"The Penis Dialogues" continues with nightly performances in New York, Los Angeles, and other major cities across North America.

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