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Monday, 11 June 2007

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Donick Cary

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - The subject? The REAL leader of the United States of America. Who you ask? George H.W. Bush, the AntiChrist.

The cartoon depicts George H.W. Bush (not Dubbya), as the leader of the U.S. and is set in the present as things are in real life, except for a few minor changes to adapt to the cartoon audience. For instance, the cartoon, "Lil' Bush," depicts ruling the country in FRONT of the nation, while Lil' George (Dubbya) and his friends go tracking down some good news about the war to cheer up his dad for Father's Day...

...But where will the kids look?

Right on the Crawford Ranch where Osama Bin Laden has been vacationing ever since 9/11! Lil' George complains, "I hate doing what I'm told. I want to be The Decider!" Whereas in a recent speech, his real-life counterpart told an Ohio audience, "My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision - if the job description were, what do you do, it's Decision Maker. And I make a lot of big ones and I make a lot of little ones."

Lil' Cheney is depicted as biting heads off of chickens, a slight alteration from the truth. When asked why he showed Cheney biting heads off of chickens, Cary replied, "We couldn't show him biting the heads off of human babies like he does in real life. It's a cartoon. Kids might be watching."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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