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Friday, 23 January 2004

image for Bush to Enter Pop Idol to Revive Flagging Popularity
Megalomaniac Scarecrow

In a shock moved today President George W Bush has announced his plans to enter and win Pop Idol. "I am in a state of believing that this competition would be a good competition for myself to gain added popularity." The President announced incoherently. When asked how he would get around the fact that the competition was only open to those under 25 the President said, "I am in good friendship with the owner of the Fox televisual channel. If I say I'm 25 I know that Rupert Murdoch will be in full believing of me."

When asked how he can ensure that he will win Pop Idol President Bush replied "Being President gives you a lot of power, as well as an army, a secret service and access to the best equipment for rigging phone votes. I may not be in ownership of a classic singing voice, but I can offer Rupert all sorts of attractive tax breaks to ensure my ensuing victoriousness."

When asked for a comment Democratic presidential candidate said, "Wooo YEAH!!! goddammit!"

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